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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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