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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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