Pictures:

How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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