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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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