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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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