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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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