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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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