Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

1595
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

2360
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

561
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

1063
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

893
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

68
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

562
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

33
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

1805
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

2752
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

1833
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

2162