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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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