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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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