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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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