Pictures:

Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

2531

What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

2046

How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

2731

What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

2137

What is the plural of why?

Wise.

305

Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

167

How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

585

Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

527

How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

2339

What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

441

Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

1170

What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

1730