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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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