Pictures:

What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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