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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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