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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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