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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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