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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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