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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How did Jim feel about his job on the farm raising rabbits?

It was a hare raising experience, but it made him very hoppy.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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