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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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