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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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