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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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