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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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