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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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