Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

2831
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

811
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

1688
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

1120
General
Picture

What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

2965
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

2999
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

2387
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

1165
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

2719
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

716
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

1441
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

473