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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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