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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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