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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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