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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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