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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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