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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Akiva Lane
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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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