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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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