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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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