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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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