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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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