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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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