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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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