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Akiva Lane
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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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