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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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