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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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