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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Gaucho Marx

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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