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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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