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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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