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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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