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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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