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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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