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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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