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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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