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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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