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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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