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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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