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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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