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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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