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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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