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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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