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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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