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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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