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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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