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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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