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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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