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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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