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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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