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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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