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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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