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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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