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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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