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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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