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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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