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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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