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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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