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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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