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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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