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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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