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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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