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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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