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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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