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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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