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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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