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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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