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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Akiva Lane
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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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