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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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