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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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