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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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