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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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