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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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