Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

2954
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

326
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

2651
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

800
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

1485
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

1372
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

2626
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

1762
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

1725
General
Picture

Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

3044
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

782
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

387