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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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