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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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