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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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