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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Akiva Lane
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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Akiva Lane
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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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