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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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