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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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