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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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