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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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