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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Akiva Lane
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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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