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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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