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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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