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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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