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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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