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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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