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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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