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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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