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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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