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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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