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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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