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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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