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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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