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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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