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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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