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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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