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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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