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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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