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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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