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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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