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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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