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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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