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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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